So I have been living in Las Vegas for about a year now and can you BELIEVE I am s t i l l here? Well yeah, thanks to sunscreen, my savings account, water, and smoothies. But let me tell you what I learned from living here so far, what NOT to do and how to make your Vegas life/trip/rendezvous A LOT easier. I am still learning what this city has to offer, with that being said be safe my little party monsters! xoxo
1. Pre-game accordingly. DO NOT GO OUT TO A BAR THEN CLUB. you will be stuck at the bar for god knows how long and we don't want that. the mission is THE CLUB. so grab a bottle and swig it like you did in high school.
2. Don't pregame TOO much, please. if youre a girl most likely you can either A) get drink tickets or B) find an Arabian billionaire to buy you and your girls a round. If all else fails, ALL clubs in Vegas have in's and out's. So you can leave, go to the car/room and take a couple more shots before the main DJ goes on. JUST DON'T FORGET TO GET A STAMP ON YOUR WAY OUT.
3. If you are driving to the club and meeting friends there, for the love of god park in self - parking preferably the top floor of self parking. it's easy to remember and you can EASILY find your friends before you all make your grand entrance.
4. If you are party fiend and want to go to more than one club a night, it is possible. Let's say you want to go to 2 clubs. One of which your friend has a table at (free drinks aka bottle lingerer, it's ok we are all lingerers) and the other club your favorite DJ is playing. Go to the club in which your favorite DJ is playing first, and go EARLY then leave but dont forget your stamp. Then head over to the free table club, drink and whatnot then head over to the other club, skip that long ass line of thots waiting to get in and WHAM.
5. Never, I mean N E V E R wear heels unless you are a Greek goddess with supernatural powers. You can't go wrong with cute flats, honestly. The only time I have ever worn heels was my first night in Vegas in which I took them off mid-dance floor and while dancing with a babe he looked down and saw my bare feet covered in confetti, not cute and embarrassing.
6. Guys will try and grind on you. And it will be annoying. When I usually feel some creepo's bulge I freeze, take out a cigarette and blow the smoke in their direction with an extreme bitch face. Works every time.
7. If you fangirl over DJ's it's TOTALLY easy to actually meet them depending on the club. You have to linger and be fast. KNOW YOUR EXITS AND ENTRANCES.
8. You can smoke INSIDE the club, crazy right?? Now watch where you point your cigarette you don't want to burn a babe.
9. Don't buy drinks at the club unless you want to be full of regret in the morning. Seriously. Drinks at a Las Vegas club do not go below $11
10. You are going to meet people that you will never talk to again, mostly because they are from Idaho or whatever. Make up a name, have FUN with it. You are in Vegas after all.
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